I was born a poor black child

The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!

OK, so it’s not the new phone book. But FedEx did bring me a shiny new DVD burner. Specifically, this one. Now I just need to find a better DVD authoring software package, ’cause the one that came with the burner is… lacking.

(As an aside and for what it’s worth, I can heartily recommend Newegg.com for all your online computer-related shopping. They have yet to disappoint me, and I can be pretty fussy about that sort of thing.)

And as for the title and beginning of this post, I’ll give you $1 if you can name the reference. Well, OK, not really.