Turn out the lights…

…the party’s [almost] over.

Final score from Game 3 of the ALCS: Yankees – 19, Red Sox – 8. (It would have been even funnier if the final score had been 19-18 (get it?), but 19-8 is pretty damn funny.)

And Yankees LF Hideki Matsui owns the Sox this series. His line from Game 3: 5-6, 2 2B, 2 HR, 5 RBI. For the series so far: 9-15, 4 2B, 2 HR, 10 RBI. Forget Tokyo—Godzilla is just plain flattening Boston right now.

Oh yeah… New York now leads the series, 3-0. Who would have thought that a series sweep was even a possibility before the series started? Amazing.