WHO’S YOUR DAA-DDY?

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I can’t find a way to beat them at this point. […] What can I say? All I can do is tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy.

Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez, Sep 24 2004

ALCS, Game 2: Final score: Yankees – 3, Red Sox – 1. Yankees lead the series, two games to none.

(Oh, come on—you knew what the title of this post was going to be.)