Work: closed for the day.
School: closed for the day.
It’s 19 degrees outside (5 with the wind chill), there’s a bunch of snow and ice on the ground (where “a bunch” is relative to D/FW and not, say, Cleveland), and we’re both stuck at home for the day, as neither of our employers is open for business today due to the weather.
Oh dear, what ever shall we do? :-)