The secret to good health

This little bit has been floating around for a little while now, but seeing as how my sweetie and I are in the midst of New Year’s resolution diets at the moment, it’s become a bit more relevant to us…

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

(I knew I should have learned a second language…)