SH*T. I mean, truly—HO. LY. SH*T.

Texas A&M has just knocked off #1 Oklahoma, 30-26, in front of a rapturous home crowd at Kyle Field. Super-freshman Aggie QB Reggie McNeal led the way in relief of starter Dustin Long, throwing for 4 TDs.

If I heard correctly, it’s the first time in the team’s history that A&M has knocked off an AP #1-ranked team. (Kansas State was #1 in the coaches’ poll when the Aggies beat ’em in the Big 12 title game back in ’98.)

If this is what happens, I’m going to predict any Aggie loss every freakin’ week.

The Aggies are now 6-4 (3-3 in Big 12 play). Next up: at home versus Missouri.

And they’re going to pummel us. Drive us into the ground. We have no chance whatsoever.