Hey, kids! Guess what? Apparently, playing tag is bad for your self-esteem.
I don’t know who’s more screwed up: the adults right now who think that this is a good idea, or these kids when they become adults and realize that life ain’t fair. It’s like any other game—there are winners, and there are losers, else why bother keeping score? The fact is that not everyone is good at everything and should not be made to feel otherwise. If these kids grow up thinking the world should always be fair to them… oh boy, just wait til adulthood and the real world intervene.
Next up on the chopping block are hide-and-seek and Easter egg hunting, because these sadistic activities obviously discriminate against kids who just aren’t too terribly observant.
I take that back: It is the kids who are screwed. The adults are just politically correct idiots (“politically correct idiots”… a redundant phrase if there ever was one).