LET’s GO YANKEES!

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

Yankees beat the Mariners, 12-3, to take the ALCS, four games to one.

Poor Seattle (hee hee)… nothing more than a footnote in the annals of baseball history now. Meanwhile, the Yanks are gunning for their 27th World Series title starting Saturday—as it should be.